Not Psirhc.
Psirhc has a more ‘unique’ idea of what this feature should be used for.
I shall start at the beginning.
I looked at my contact list on 6th of February, 2008. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary. Some people had personal messages telling me what songs they were listening to, others had other assorted things and others had none at all. Psirhc had ‘+1’. I remember thinking, “I wonder what this could be about?” I believe Ian also wondered the same thing because I seem to remember we were both there asking Mort if he knew.
Oh, Mort knew.
Well, at least he was pretty sure he did.
“Last time,” Mort began, referring to a previous time that Psirhc had used his personal message to indicate some numeric value which increased over time, “it was the number of times he had masturbated”.
Now, I would imagine that many of you would be shocked that Psirhc, a man who has publicly spoken out against masturbation, would do something as vulgar as publicly advertise – even in this seemingly subtle manner – the number of times he had self-violated.
Turns out that not only had he done this before, but he was doing it again.
Needless to say, I graphed it.
Not only was Psirhc tallying his faps, he was in direct competition with another man, Glover. Unforunately (or is it?) I do not have Glover on my contact list, so I was unable to obtain the data for that half of the competition. The number presented in the personal message is the number of times that he had masturbated since the begining of the competition.
The data was collected from the 6th of February, 2008 until Psirhc 'won' the game by reaching 100 on the 8th of April, 2008. Using Windows Live Messenger Plus!'s "Event viewer" feature I was able to leave msn signed in overnight and then check when Psirhc had updated his personal message. Self servicing which occured after midnight naturally went towards the next days tally.
We were all shocked and appalled on the 13th of February, 2008 when Psirhc went an entire day without masturbating. Needless to say, when this occured a second time we doubted pretty much everything we knew. In total Psirhc went 8 days without masturbating which is absolutely shocking to anyone who actually knows him.