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Title:	Everything that is wrong with the world
Author:	Toam	Posted: 04-09-2007
So I am at uni today and I needed to get some lunch. Having no cash on me I obviously needed to use the ATM. There are two Commonwealth ATMs in the Agora, side by side. Sometimes there will be two lines, one for each ATM. Most people who know me will know that I CANNOT FUCKING STAND THAT as it is absolute nonsense. Today however there was one line. “So Toam, it must have been a good day, right? What could you possibly be ranting about?” I’ll fucking tell you what I’m ranting about! I was waiting in this one, single line which was feeding two ATMs (as God intended). I then noticed some guy standing near the front of the line, not in the line. When the person at the ATM closest to this guy left, he went to that ATM. COMPLETELY IGNORING THE QUEUE SYSTEM. There were two things that really pissed me off right now. The first is obvious, this absolute fuckhead with no regard for everything that is good and just in the universe walking in like I wouldn’t be pissed off with him and just helping himself to the ATM. The second, and slightly less obvious point, is that I wasn’t next in line. See, there was a girl before me who should have been next except that captain fucking dickhead decided that he had his own fucking system which he felt was better than the absolutely terrific system which was in place. HE COULD NOT HAVE BEEN MORE WRONG. When I saw him approach the ATM I yelled out “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?” I am fairly confident that he heard me as I am fairly confident that any one in the fucking agora would have heard me. However he didn’t even turn around because he is a fucking piece of shit. My point is that had I been first in line they would still be scraping bits of him off the fucking ATM, the stupid cunt.
I wish to inflict 211 standard units of pain on this dickhead