I do realise that most people will answer “No” and then end up at “Maybe”. Fair enough - I reserve the right to hate you anyway.
Recently, probably while on a bus full of high school kids, I thought of another flow chart because, basically, all kids are idiots:
You may notice, as I did, that this flow chart could be used as a part of my previous flowchart. Using my knowledge of this fact and my love of making flow charts I devised this little fellow:
The thing I love most about this flow chart is that it is fully adjustable and allows me to edit it to include new conditions that make a person an idiot when I think of them and can be bothered doing it.